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Welcome to school
Your teacher might be running late
Don’t leave the classroom
Don’t even leave to smoke a joint
Up in the bathroom
Or play the subtle game of procreating
In the backroom
We just saw Mrs. Drury fornicate with Mr. Matthews
Fortunately all the time spent in the vacuum
Made a couple kids go crazy in the head and hit the taproom
Some fake ID’s will do the trick if they don’t ask you
Up to me to garner what I can and can’t do
But alas
Just sit on my ass and read some text
About the time when all the tyrants spilt the blood on their quest
To dominate the denizens and arrest them
Although the empire was built upon the citizen’s chest
I digress
They cared about the power and sex
On the test it asked me why I should believe and invest
And what I got from hearing stories about the Carnifex
Execution of the truth would be my only guess
But alas
I heard you have a knack for videography
Would you like to help me with a project in biology
Some would say they might consider it to be pornography
But I call it a study into sexual psychology
They call me stupid but I promise it don’t bother me
Claim to be so popular an expert at a lot of things
I wish your parents were a little bit more fatherly
Cause maybe then I wouldn’t have your issues rubbing off on me
I’m Mr. K41RO and today we’re doing music
I’ll teach you all the cadences how you should go and use it
Have you write a couple verses just for my amusement
Hopefully you learn a thing or two and show improvement
I’m gonna try and start a movement
A place where they can go and get some lessons
On the rhythm and acoustics
Staying calm and therapeutic
A place where they can learn about what happened
At the marathon in Munich
I know I got a couple of screws loose
The wires in my cranium don’t work like they used to
I have a Pomeranian that looks like a Mewtwo
You’ll find me at the atrium just singing to Blues Clues
Or mixing hydrogen and sodium in the blue pool
I got a couple shrunken heads for my voodoo
So take the opportunity to come to the new school
I hope the ladies will believe that you’re so cool
I heard you have a knack for videography
Would you like to help me with a project in biology
Some would say they might consider it to be pornography
But I call it a study into sexual psychology
They call me stupid but I promise it don’t bother me
Claim to be so popular an expert at a lot of things
I wish your parents were a little bit more fatherly
Cause maybe then I wouldn’t have your issues rubbing off on me